The Gasperations

2006-09-17T10:00:00.000-07:00

The Gasperations is something between a gasp, a bomb, and an explosion. It was inspired by quasispecies and replication of their RNA and particles on a bridge over troubled water.

There are designer jeans involved in this shit, too -- from Gucci to Levi to Lee to Yes I've been told I can only get them in one size 1A. You might be in the same jeans.

You have options.

You can jump on a white winged horse and ride the fuck off into the sunset for a year until the storm's over with, and then - at the end of the rainbow - you will have a 50% chance of fitting better into those lovely jeans you love, and you might find gold.

History of Pegasus: pronounced peg-uh-suhz AKA Pegasys

Pegasus, the winged horse, was born from the blood of Medusa, the Gorgon, after Perseus cut off her head. Poseidon was his father.

With the help of Athene and Poseidon, Pegasus was captured by Bellerophon to aid in the attack on the Chimaera, which was a fire-breathing she-goat with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a serpent's tail.

Once Bellerophon killed the Chimaera, he became too overconfident and tried to fly Pegasus to Olympus. He didn't make it, and fell to the earth. Pegasus did make it, and Zeus captured him for himself to carry his thunderbolts. He is sheltered in the heavenly stalls of Olympus.

Sound about right?

2006-09-17T06:02:00.000-07:00

Oh sinner do not stray from the straight and narrow way, for the Lord is surely watching what you do.

If you approach the devils den, turn 'round don't enter in

He'll fuck you up.

Don't you know he'll fuck you up?

So you'd better do some praying while you can

Long ago a man named Lott had a wife he thought was hot but she could not stop her black and sinful ways

You know it was her own damn fault

That's the way he used to work back in those days

He fucked em up

No shit he'll fuck you up

I used to have a friend named Ray who walked that evil way. He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fans.

You know Ray was full aware that some sheep were over there

He went and fucked Ray up

Fucked that boy completely up

Build a Better Bush

And Get Behind Jesus

The Gasperations Harmonize in C Minor

The Gasperations